Korean + English = Konglish

Serpico sends some examples of everyday Konglish:

-From a sign: Counselling Center to Prevent Bullies-From a student’s notebook: We sued to be friends. Doyou want some cloud?-From a popular K-pop song: “It’s raining, it’sraining… Go rain! It’s raining… Go rain!”-From a store in my subway called “Yes!” that sellsunderwear:“Hey June!! Didn't you see my panty and brassiere?””well... Is that yours?” “NO!””How about this one?””It's untrue!! My underwear!!””why don't go to yes?” “yes?” “yes!!” “yes””Let's go to yess!!!!”-From signs and menus: Seafood with Crap Sauce, CasualPork Restaurant, Beer Whisky Girl Good Time, Come! GodFood, and Happy Fun Time Green Why Not-From my planner: “SYSTEM DIARY. Your time is notinfinite. To live in full, give your best footforward.”