Update on Religious Freak
September 12, 2005You may recall many months ago I was looking for an old friend online and thought I found him, and sent him an email, and got something back from a religious freak:
Dear madam–
I do not know who you are, nor can I help you find
the person for which you are looking. I will, however, tell you that I
work at a Catholic school and I find your vulgar language shocking. In
the future, if you are unclear as to who you are sending an e-mail to, you
should omit all profanities.
obviously a wayward sinner. God bless.
I wasn’t sure if it was my friend pulling my leg, but it turns
out it wasn’t. I only today found out that he’s actually my friend’s
uncle. He says “don’t mess with that guy, he scares me.” He says he’s
part of the Opus Dei faction that plays the bad guy in the Da Vinci
Code, sending assasins to kill people. “I asked my uncle if that was
true and he said ‘Don’t ask me about my business,’” he said.
What did your letter say? Do you want to hang out this weekend in Harvard Square or something? I don’t know what’s playing, but I’d enjoy seeing you.
if you follow the link to the old post about this email, in the comments i posted the original email that i sent…
what the fuck? you are also pretty potty mouthed when you comment on my blog. I should send you some fucking Emily Post so that you can start to behave like a young lady. fuck, I just don’t know what to say. it’s bad enough you knock me on my blog, but your profanity is downright unlady like. maybe you should replace ‘fuck’ with “heavens to betsy” in future.
keep it up and i’ll ban you from this blog just like seasull. had it with both of your bullshit.
You can’t ban me, you made an honorary editor, remember? Fucking whore.