Lisa of Lisablog went to the airport to pick up her British in-laws:
While waiting for the peops, Thomas and I played the British Airways Arrival Gate Game. We Call it Citizen Of?…
Some tips on determining the citizenship of those weary travelers passing throught the customs gate:
Lopping and/or wide arm-swinging: American
Wardrobe malfunction: British
Gum-chewing: American
Defeated facial expression: British
Angry look: American or British, probably American if also lopping, probably British if accompanied by an utterance such as “f***ing c*nt”
Confused look with mouth slightly ajar: British
Stupid look: American
Very mussed up hair (for men): British
Immediate cell phone use: American
Apologetic look and/or actual verbal apology: British